you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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