that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
