U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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