the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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