You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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