1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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