have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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