First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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