I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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