it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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