Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet he comes in French.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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