Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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