Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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