Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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