I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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