I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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