Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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