Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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