shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need to calm my uterus...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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