his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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