Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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