in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"