a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just cropdusted the office
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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