I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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