Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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