Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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