one two three fourrrrnication!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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