Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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