two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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