I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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