is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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