I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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