On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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