Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
People in love make me want to vomit
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Do vagina's smell?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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