So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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