this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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