friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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