I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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