shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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