This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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