This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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