you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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