She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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