i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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