she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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