Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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