my mouth tastes like poor choices
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I need a burrito and a hug.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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