Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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