Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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