You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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