what day is it and did you see me today?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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