I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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