I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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