Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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