Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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