brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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