note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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