Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
did i just pee glitter
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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